Truth #1: George Washington fought for our right to grill something other than fish & chips.
Truth #2: Thomas Jefferson was motivated to finish writing the Declaration of Independence so he could get a jump on his holiday plans.
We hold these truths to be self evident. Truth #3: Thomas Payne was more interested in signing his name with sparklers than with ink and quill.
We hold these truths to be self evident. Truth #4: The 1st First Lady wanted freedom to enjoy a little somethin’ other than cream in her coffee.